Home Vitality Blueprint
Functional medicine doctor for your HOME that may eliminate the need for a doctor for your body.
Beta PRICE $997
Two 90 minute virtual meetings + one 30 minute post implementation follow up.
We evaluate and retune your home along the following parameters: WATER, LIGHT, EMF, AIR, COOKWARE, CLEANING PRODUCTS.
Once you submit payment, you’ll be directed to a scheduler to book your first call. We have availability on nights and weekends as well as during normal business hours BUT only for 30 people at the Beta price. We’ll schedule your second call at the end of the first call. The price will double at full launch.
Imagine a life DEVOID of:
Endless Antibiotics Cycles
Hormonal Dysfunction
Poor Sleep Quality
Brain Fog
Monthly Trips to the Doctor
Supplement Shrines in your Kitchen and Bathroom Cabinets
IMAGINE:
Restful Sleep
Sharp Mind
Clear Memory
Balanced Hormones
Improved Energy Levels
Resilient Nervous System
Improved Mood
This may seem like a broad range of benefits for what we have been taught is a minor influence on our health.
This is actually a paradigm shift.
It IS a broad range of benefits, because our BODIES are NOT broken. They are simply responding to environmental inputs.
This is why it makes sense that EVERYTHING changes when we change the environment (including our internal psychospiritual landscape).
Vitality Blueprint Decoded
Virtual Bio-Compatibility Assessment – $1500 Value
We have two one-on-one 90 minute meetings with you on Google Meet, ask you some questions and evaluate your space along 6 key wellness parameters—from EMFs to air, lighting, water, cookware, and household products. You’ll get a clear explanation of not just the “what” in this process but the “why” behind our recommendations as well. We may recommend a lab water test depending on your specific situation and if that’s the case we’ll provide you with a link and a discount code to have a test mailed to you. We put thousands of hours of research into this process, so you wouldn’t have to.
Customized Light Optimization Plan – $875 Value
You’ll receive what is possibly the world’s most comprehensive PRACTICAL lighting plan because LIGHT is foundational to HEALTH. You’ll receive a PDF with lighting swaps tailored to your space, complete with product links and discount codes. We’ll discuss lighting types, sources, and placements in the context of human physiology. This piece is key to hormone health and the slowing of the aging process. Of course it’s also designed to improve your sleep quality and boost energy.
Complete Whole-Home Water Overhaul – $875 Value
Filtration, structuring, mineralization, hydrogenation—we map it all. You’ll get a clear blueprint for transforming your water from tap to truly nourishing, inside and out. We have sorted through dozens of options on the market as well as investigated cutting edge water science to optimize your water for health and vitality.
Air Quality Management Blueprint - $875 Value
We have left no stone unturned with our custom blueprint on optimizing the air quality in your home. You’ll get specific product recommendations, of course, but this document goes well beyond just products. We get into the nitty gritty of why and how air contamination issues arise; best practices for keeping you space well ventilated; plus air ionization, humidity, HVAC maintenance, aromatherapy, filtration and more.
EMF Remediation Strategy – $725 Value
Personalized solutions to reduce your exposure depending on your specific housing situation, your priorities, and your budget. We’ll give you a plan not just for devices around your home but your portable gadgets as well.
Home Cleaning Product Overhaul – $475 Value
Receive a full home cleaning product list—non-toxic, effective, and truly vetted. We cover everything from laundry to dishes to surface sprays - taking into account what works best in both hard water and soft water conditions. We even have an awesome 100% non-toxic upholstery cleaner you can use both at home and in your car.
Kitchen Detox Blueprint – $550 Value
We’ll revamp your cookware, food storage, and small appliances with safe, high-functioning alternatives. Includes clickable links to our vetted favorites.
Maintenance & Lifestyle Integration Guide – $95 Value
An easy-to-follow roadmap for filter replacements, ongoing product care, and sustaining your low-tox lifestyle with minimal effort.
Bonuses
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BONUS 1: Follow-Up Integration Call (30 Min) – $250 Value
Two months after implementation, we’ll check in to see how you’re feeling, celebrate wins, and address any lingering questions or fine-tuning.
BONUS 2: Healthy Nest, Thriving Kids Guide – $550 Value
Children have MUCH lower tolerance to high toxic loads than adults for many reasons. The body size difference alone for a given toxic load exposure makes it much easier to disrupt the health of a child. Furthermore, children’s detox pathways don’t fully develop until the age of 10. In this guide we explore a variety of practices that support children’s bodies so sickness becomes a rarity rather than the status quo in your home.
BONUS 3: Thriving Pets Guide – $295 Value
We all love our fur babies and want them to live long healthy lives with us. However, standard pet care unfortunately results in chronic illness and premature death for our pets. This best practices guide was assembled from caring for cats and dogs that have lived much longer than expected life spans, unmedicated and full of vitality.
BONUS 4: Indoor Plant-Scape Guide – $195 Value
A custom set of recommendations for biophilic design and natural air purification using beautiful, health-supportive plants—chosen to thrive in your home’s light conditions.
BONUS 5: Natural Mold Mitigation Guide – $195 Value
Low level of molds exist all around us, but modern building practices have kicked mold proliferation into overdrive. We have put together a guide for keeping mold levels at bay. This is not a replacement for professional remediation if you have a serious infestation, but it’s a great start to staving off a serious infestation to begin with.
BONUS 6 Natural First Aid Kit – $195 Value
When things don’t go as planned, it pays to have some supplies on hand to support the body as it heals (without poisoning it with something else in the process!). This is a handy little guide of products that have actually worked.
What’s Included:
Value:
TOTAL VALUE: $7,000 +
TODAY’S INVESTMENT: $997
The hero has two journeys
1) The Journey of Achievement. By allowing us to guide you through the tuning of your home, you and your entire family WILL achieve better health.
2) The Journey of Transformation. Perhaps even more importantly, this process will allow YOU to prove to yourself that you are in fact IN CHARGE of your health and your body.
We will apply our proprietary CLEAN framework to quickly and efficiently get your home realigned with your body.
CHECK. We’ll start with a virtual assessment where we will check your entire home along 6 parameters that are most impactful to human health. We’ll ask you about placement of certain electronics, electricity meter, appliances and other relevant factors for assessing EMF exposure. You’ll get a discount code to submit a water sample to a lab for testing should you chose to do a water test. We’ll do a thorough analysis of your electrical light fixtures and review your kitchenware along with consumable home products. We’ll also discuss air quality.
LOCATE. We’ll then pinpoint the items or habits that likely contribute the most to the “toxic load” in your home. We will provide an assessment that is prioritized and clear. Not everything is equally problematic, so if your resources are limited we make it easy for you to allocate them to the most impactful interventions.
EVALUATE. We’ll provide you with well researched alternatives to what’s currently not working. You’ll be empowered to make an informed decision that’s aligned with your lifestyle, your budget, and your family values. We’ll create a list of interventions you’d like to move forward with.
ACT. We’ll provide you with all the information you need to implement the agreed upon changes. This will include a clear shopping list with links and discount codes when available and guidance around installation where necessary. Within 2-4 weeks you’ll have a MUCH healthier living environment that, unlike diet and exercise, will continue to support your body without the need for daily effort.
NURTURE. Once the interventions are implemented, we’ll give you a maintenance schedule for anything that requires an occasional filter change , etc. It will be easy-peasy to maintain your new bio-compatible home. AND we’ll keep you in the loop for any new developments in the world of bio-compatible living…we got your back moving forward!
We’ll do a 30 MIN follow up call 2 months post implementation to see how the interventions are working out for you and help you with any lingering questions or issues. AND we’ll keep you in the loop for any new developments in the world of bio-compatible living…we got your back moving forward!
