In-Person Home Vitality Blueprint

$950

Right now available in the greater Miami area only. See service area map on this page.

We are the functional medicine doctor for your HOME that may eliminate the need for a doctor for your body.

We will evaluate and retune your home along the following parameters: WATER, LIGHT, EMF, AIR, COOKWARE, CLEANING PRODUCTS

Imagine a life DEVOID of:

  • Endless Antibiotics Cycles

  • Hormonal Dysfunction

  • Poor Sleep Quality

  • Brain Fog

  • Monthly Trips to the Doctor

  • Supplement Shrines in your Kitchen and Bathroom Cabinets

IMAGINE:

  • Restful Sleep

  • Sharp Mind

  • Clear Memory

  • Balanced Hormones

  • Improved Energy Levels

  • Resilient Nervous System

  • Improved Mood

This may seem like a broad range of benefits for what we have been taught is a minor influence on our health.

This is actually a paradigm shift.

It IS a broad range of benefits, because our BODIES are NOT broken. They are simply responding to environmental inputs.

This is why it makes sense that EVERYTHING changes when we change the environment (including our internal psychospiritual landscape).

Vitality Blueprint Decoded

In-Home Bio-Compatibility Assessment$1,200 Value

We visit your space and evaluate it through 6 key wellness parameters—from EMFs to air, lighting, water, cookware, and household products. Includes on-site EMF + spectrometry measurements and optional water sample collection.

Customized Light Optimization Plan – $875 Value

You’ll receive what is possibly the world’s most comprehensive PRACTICAL lighting plan because LIGHT is foundational to HEALTH. You’ll receive a PDF with lighting swaps tailored to your space, complete with product links and discount codes. We’ll discuss lighting types, sources, and placements in the context of human physiology. This piece is key to hormone health and the slowing of the aging process. Of course it’s also designed to improve your sleep quality and boost energy.

Complete Whole-Home Water Overhaul – $875 Value

Filtration, structuring, mineralization, hydrogenation—we map it all. You’ll get a clear blueprint for transforming your water from tap to truly nourishing, inside and out. We have sorted through dozens of options on the market as well as investigated cutting edge water science to optimize your water for health and vitality.

Kitchen Detox Blueprint – $550 Value

We’ll revamp your cookware, food storage, and small appliances with safe, high-functioning alternatives. Includes clickable links to our vetted favorites.

Home Cleaning Product Overhaul – $475 Value

Receive a full home cleaning product list—non-toxic, effective, and truly vetted. We cover everything from laundry to dishes to surface sprays - taking into account what works best in both hard water and soft water conditions. We even have an awesome 100% non-toxic upholstery cleaner you can use both at home and in your car.

EMF Remediation Strategy – $725 Value

Personalized solutions to reduce your exposure, along with access to trusted EMF service providers if installation is needed. We’ll give you a plan not just for devices around your home but your portable gadgets as well.

Maintenance & Lifestyle Integration Guide – $95 Value

An easy-to-follow roadmap for filter replacements, ongoing product care, and sustaining your low-tox lifestyle with minimal effort.

Bonuses

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BONUS 1: Follow-Up Integration Call (30 Min) – $195 Value

Two months after implementation, we’ll check in to see how you’re feeling, celebrate wins, and address any lingering questions or fine-tuning.

BONUS 2: Healthy Nest, Thriving Kids Guide$550 Value

Children have MUCH lower tolerance to high toxic loads than adults for many reasons. The body size difference alone for a given toxic load exposure makes it much easier to disrupt the health of a child. Furthermore, children’s detox pathways don’t fully develop until the age of 10. In this guide we explore a variety of practices that support children’s bodies so sickness becomes a rarity rather than the status quo in your home.

BONUS 3: Thriving Pets Guide$95 Value

We all love our fur babies and want them to live long healthy lives with us. However, standard pet care unfortunately results in chronic illness and premature death for our pets. This best practices guide was assembled from caring for cats and dogs that have lived much longer than expected life spans, unmedicated and full of vitality.

BONUS 4: Indoor Plant-Scape Guide – $225 Value

A custom set of recommendations for biophilic design and natural air purification using beautiful, health-supportive plants—chosen to thrive in your home’s light conditions.

BONUS 5: Natural Mold Mitigation Guide – $250 Value

Low level of molds exist all around us, but modern building practices have kicked mold proliferation into overdrive. We have put together a guide for keeping mold levels at bay. This is not a replacement for professional remediation if you have a serious infestation, but it’s a great start to staving off a serious infestation to begin with.

BONUS 6 Our Favorite WHOLE FOOD Supplement Guide – $195 Value

We believe that most effective supplementation comes from whole foods. Nature knows how to combine cofactors to maximize absorption in human bodies.

BONUS 7 Lotions, Potions, and Perfumes-oh My! – $195 Value

Personal care products are some of the most toxic things we subject our bodies to. Perfumes alone are a nightmare category to sort out if you’re not looking to disrupt your hormones and poison your body. There are lots of misleading claims and only a handful of truly clean brands worldwide! In this guide we’ll give you our list of these vetted brands AND a list of ingredients to watch out for when reading labels for personal care products that appeal to you.

BONUS 8 Natural First Aid Kit – $195 Value

When things don’t go as planned, it pays to have some supplies on hand to support the body as it heals (without poisoning it with something else in the process!). This is a handy little guide of products that have actually worked.

TOTAL VALUE: $7,000 +

TODAY’S INVESTMENT: $950

The hero has two journeys

1) The Journey of Achievement. By allowing us to guide you through the tuning of your home, you and your entire family WILL achieve better health.

2) The Journey of Transformation. Perhaps even more importantly, this process will allow YOU to prove to yourself that you are in fact IN CHARGE of your health and your body.

We will apply our proprietary CLEAN framework to quickly and efficiently get your home realigned with your body.

CHECK. We will start with an in person visit where we will check your entire home along 6 parameters that are most impactful to human health. We’ll take some EMF measurements and collect water samples for lab analysis [if you choose to add a water test at check out]. We’ll do a thorough analysis of your electrical light fixtures and review your kitchenware, consumable home products, and air quality.

LOCATE. We’ll then pinpoint the items or habits that likely contribute the most to the “toxic load” in your home. We will provide an assessment that is prioritized and clear. Not everything is equally problematic, so if your resources are limited we make it easy for you to allocate them to the most impactful interventions.

EVALUATE. We’ll provide you with well researched alternatives to what’s currently not working. You’ll be empowered to make an informed decision that’s aligned with your lifestyle, your budget, and your family values. We’ll create a list of interventions you’d like to move forward with.

ACT. We’ll provide you with all the information you need to implement the agreed upon changes. This will include a clear shopping list with links and discount codes when available AND service provider referrals, if installation help is required. Within 2-4 weeks you’ll have a MUCH healthier living environment that, unlike diet and exercise, will continue to support your body without the need for daily effort.

NURTURE. Once the interventions are implemented, we’ll give you a maintenance schedule for anything that requires an occasional filter change , etc. It will be easy-peasy to maintain your new bio-compatible home.

We’ll do a 30 MIN follow up call 2 months post implementation to see how the interventions are working out for you and help you with any lingering questions or issues. AND we’ll keep you in the loop for any new developments in the world of bio-compatible living…we got your back moving forward!

This is our current in-person service area. If you’re out of this range, not to worry!

We can provide all our services virtually, and even facilitate lab testing when necessary through mail.

If you’re located outside of greater Miami area, go HERE to book our virtual service.

The keys to the kingdom are yours for the taking…

Peace of mind and a thriving body await on the other side.